Previous Quotes of the Day


"Chikkity check yo self befo' you wreck yo self, cause big D's in ya mouth is bad fo yo health" - Ice Cube and Das EFX

"You had your chance and you BLEWWW IT!" - Robert De Niro from Copland.

"Who're you lookin' at? Are you lookin' at me? Well then who the fuck are you lookin' at?"- Robert De Niro, from Taxi Driver

"Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you told me I didn't have any goldfish? Then why'd I have the bowl Bart? WHY'd I have the bowl?"- Milhouse, from The Simpsons

"Arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world, around the worrld, arround the world" - some House song

"Lesbians = Ratings"- Howard Stern

"You're like a pimp, or something"- Conan O'Brien to Bob Dole

"Clinton's a schmuck"- Abe Vigoda

"Dutch Schultz writes policy in Harlem!!"- Some guy from Hoodlum